funny.problem? [part 2]

Salamualaik.

Recently I just wrote a post on how FORGETFUL I am in my life. Well duh! Penyakit berjangkit kah? Ngee.

So this post pulak. Jeng3!

Voila! Tadaa!!

FUNNY PROBLEM? [Part 2]

*Ececeh ade part-part tuh. Macam cerita Harry Potter pulaks. Ngee ;)

So, ape la pulak celoteh muwaaa kali nie? Lets see!

 Berlaku two days ago la. Location :: The kitchenette.

Yola. Everyday, being a responsibility for muwaa. As a girl and a daughter. Buat ape? Ahaha tidor? Bukan la! 

Cooking la, wahai readers ku sayang!

Haha. Laugh la. Laugh it out loud!

Muwaa memasak? Mesti you ollz couldnt believe it can.

Muka comel macam nie nak cooking kat dapur? Helo! Nothing's impossible okay? 

I can cook la. Tak masterchef pon. But still pass ma!

So to make it a story. I was actually cooking. Ahaks oops! Helping sajor! My mom was da one cooking. Muwaa duduk tolong jep. Tolong tengok! Haha ;)

Then, Mom asked me to go get the knife. Pisau je pon. So I went to search for the knife in da drawer. Punya la banyak nye pisau. I didnt know which one to choose.


So I just took one! Yang nampak comel-cun sikit. And I gave it to my Mom.

Then, when I handed her the knife-dagger-parang-kapak or whatsoever namenye tuh, my Mom just looked at me. 

Tetttt.....


*bunyi burung hantu. kinda like in the cowboy movies*

Yup! And again. THE LOOK

Like is-this-my-real-daughter-kinda look. 

"Sayang, ibu suruh ambik pisau. Dengar tak? PISAUUUU!!!"

"Yeah okay! No need to shout-shout segala. Wawa dah ambik pisau la nie!'

"Haishh bertuah betol budak nie! This is not PISAAUUU la sweetie. This is GUNTINGGGG!!!"

Ahaks. Ngee. *Malu tahap gaban* Muka sengih-2. ;)

"Pisau. Untuk potong-potong. Gunting. Untuk potong-potong jugak. Understood?"


*oohh yeah! I REALLY get it mom~*

 
"No worries Bunda. Gunting can also cut-cut ayam too!"


*Ahaks. Me being cheeky!*

How come I didn't notice that? Haha. Maybe my hand took the wrong one kot? Mata nampak pisau, tangan ambik lain. Wow! Multifunction! Kankankan?


Its okay! Daijoubu wawa. You can try harder this time. Ooo yeah!


And again, I went to the 'parang' drawer (bak kata Ayah). ;)


Searching.....searching.....loading....loading....ooops virus detected.....searching again....
Aha! There it is!


And again, I took it to the QUEEN.


"Patik mempersembahkan kepada bonda tersayang. Nah pisau mu, pisau ku jua!"


Tetttttt...*again*

Time stops... *again*


Unexpectedly, my Mom buat PEACE! Yeah. Like two-fingers-out-like-peace-no-war kinda peace.


"Can you see how many fingers I'm holding out?" *nada sinis-with-one-eyebrow-terjungkit*


"Dua?" *ragu-ragu*


"Hah! Nampak pulak? Nak kata buta pekak tuli tak jugak. Then do you see what you're holding? Thats NO pisau! Thats GARPUUU la!"


Oopss. "Yeke? Alahai. Garpu la pulak. Ehehe." *muka-tak-bersalah*


Teeehee. Smile macam kerang busuk. Even wider maybe? You could see the bracess going bling-bling-bling. *Avoid looking directly. Permanent blindness may occur*


Haha. Lastly, my Mom took the REAL pisau and ordered me to clean up the chicken. Baam! One whole chicken coming right up!


Aha! Mom suruh potong 16. But. Mine was like 32 or something. Not including yang berkecai atas kaunter. Alahai wawa! ;)


And I wont be shocked if my Mom made a new encyclopedia.

THE KITCHEN ENCYCLOPEDIA!

With all those BIG COLOURFUL pictures of kitchen cutleries and HUGE labels.
*perli kah?*


So, another stupid action? Ooo yeah! Its my hobby kan?


Part 1 was about forgetting peoples' names. Part 2 was about forgetting the names of things.


My forgetfulness being EXTRA KRONIK!!! 



Is there any cure? Uhuh nope. Not that I know of. Well, just live with it. I guess.


So there you have it. Seems kinda silly kan? Macam orang sakit jiwa pun ade!


Well. If you wanna know whether or not its going to be more critical than this, then stay tuned to the if-there-is-going-to-be FUNNY PROBLEM? [PART 3] !!!

Ya-be-da-be-DOOOOO!!!! ;)

Muwaa.Being.Awfully.Silly.

-TD- ;)