funny.trouble?

Salamualaik ;)

Hola amigos! 

Kaifa halukum? 

*Ececeh bajet macam terer la nie. Ahaks. Nope. Just practising. Practise makes perfecto kan?

F.U.N.N.Y. T.R.O.U.B.L.E.

Today, a really funny LOL thing happened. Tak kering gusi doe gelak. Dari tadi.

Well, da story starts when I wanted to buy my ice-cream. Kat Pakcik Din yang selalu bawak motor aiskrim tuh. *Matkool Matkool kawan ku! Background music sajor*

Why icecream? Wanted icecream potong je. *merajuk sebab Daddy didn't bought MagnumClassic. My favorito bebeh!

So then, I heard that Matkool-2 song from afar. I ran out with my duit shilling dlm poket. Kachingg.kachinng.kachinng.  *Macam UpinIpin gituh*

After that, when I heard Pakcik tuh coming, I waited outside. Ade la pulak budak2 jiran neighbourhood muwaaa pon tunggu kat luar same2. Ngee layan je la diorang! Muwaa sister mithali. Kankankan? Ececeh ;)

When that pakcik arrived, I was like TEPI SIKIT HOI BUDAK-2!
Haha. Nahh. I didn't do that. Thats too cruel kan? So I just let them order first.


When it was my time, I was like "AUNTIE! Nak aiskrim potong empat!"

Tetttttttt...

All the kiddos were looking at me. That pakcik too pon same. They were giving THAT look.

THE LOOK

The LOOK that was saying like I'm crazy or what? Yup. That look! 

Say what???!!! What did I just said??!! *Muke tak bersalah here*

Then, all hell broke loose. Semua orang kat situ gelak. Like gelak giler-2 punye gelak. Laughing out LOUD! The kiddos was like guling2 gelakkan muwaa. And I was like ::What?? Whats so funny about?

Then, a thought strike me. Ting! *Light bulb menyala*

WHATTTT????!!

Did I just called Pakcik Din -----AUNTIE??? Ohh my Allah! What have I done?

Fullstop.

Muwaa terus get into the house. And eat my 4 icecream potong. Alone. With muwaaa face red as roses. Ooops. Hehe. Red as 'fired prawn'. *perosak bahasa?*

Malu? Sangat-2! Embarassed like really-2 don't know where to hide this COMEL face. Ahaks. Joke.

So the moral of the story is. Muwaa really don't recognise people. Seriously!

Thats the problem man! Its really hard for muwaa to memorise people's face. And ape lagi la kalau nama. Memang gyler susah nak ingat!

Ya Rabb! Ohh help muwaa!!

Its true! Its like macam penyakit NYANYUK plak? But how can maa? I'm still young. Alzheimer's disease? No way! Naaoouuhh!! Nada! Nahi nahi eh!

The same thing happened in school. 

It was prep time. At night. Location-401. 

It was in the middle of exam week. And I wanted to borrow Minhalina (406 kid.Budak paling baek!) punye Physics reference book. *kedekut nak beli sendiri punya kah?* ;)

Min was sitting at the back of the class. Study sorang-2. Want some privacy kot. And I was walking to her. Trying to interrupt kah? Nope. 

While cat-walking, I prepared my dialogue. *Overreacting kan?* Haha. 

With my mind full of sweet nice words *sebab nak pinjam tu yang kene baik sikit* , I approached her. 

Then, suddenly I stopped.

I froze.

*time stops*

Minhalina was looking at me. Waiting for what I wanted to say.

But something was not right.

What was it eh?

Ohh my Allah! I am so in BIG trouble!!

Why??

WHAT WAS THE GIRL'S NAME???

Huaa! I cant remember la pulak! *Time tu la tak ingat*

I was like gelabah macam gaban je. Muka pon dah macam bacin. 

How the FISHHH can I forget her name??

So, with just a cool-chillah look, I asked her, the most simple thing I can do.

"WEHH, nak pinjam buku Fizik rujukan boleh?"

Krashhh! Ke-ba-boom!! There goes my sweet talk I made earlier. 

Because ALL of it includes HER NAME!! 

"____fill in the name____, whatcha doing?" Haha. Like yeah! Sweet-talk.

"__fill in the name__, nak pinjam buku boleh?"

Ceshh! How's that for a fool like me?

Luckily, Min tak tanya macam-2. She just gave the book and shooed me off. Haha. I was maybe interrupting her kan? Ngee ;)

That's the second part.

The third time pulak. It also involves Minhalina jugak. *Asyik2 je die kan?*

Prep time. Evening. Location-401 again.

As usual, Muslimins was always coming to da class. Nak ambik buku la. Yada yada yada. What ever more alasan la.

Then, that evening, ade la seorang HambaAllah nie came to my class. Wanted to take a book kot. At the lockers at the back of the class. And again, Min was sitting just beside the locker.
*Best ke kat situ Min?* Haha ;)

And that guy told us to move sekejap. *suke2 hati je kan?*

And Min didn't notice that guy. *Khusyuk sangat study kot*

And I was like, *dengan ramah mesra nya mulut den nie* Wanted to inform Min about that guy. 

Bukaklah sahaja mulutku ini.

"Weh AISYAHH, ade Muslimin nak masuk kelas la!!"

Teetttt. *again*

Time stops. *again*

I was like WHATTTT???!!! *again*

People was giving me THE LOOK. *again*


Yup. That same look.

Like WAS I NUTSS?? look.

Then everybody in the class was seriously laughing at muwaa!!

Dah tak sedar agaknye ada muslimin time tuh. Gyler gempak la diorang gelak.

And I also noticed. Muslimin tu pon followed. Laughing. *Apa gelak-2? Sepak kang!*

Yeah! And again, I just embarassed myself. Its just my nature I guess.

Making stupid mistakes. Being the class clown kan? *sengih macam kerang busuk*

Min was looking at me. Blurr je. 

She asked me, "Sape Aisyah?" *dengan muka penuh tanda tanya*


*Waduh, Min, Min, Min. Why do you have to be so nice eh?*

So da stories above just prooved it kan? I can be a forgetful person eh? Like critical-like-going-to-die forgetful! 

The funny thing is, it goes the same thing for my beloved-MOM too!

Genetic resemblance maybe? Ahaks. Guess that the whole family has severe traumatic issues eh? ;)

My Mom loves to call people's names any other way she likes. Suke-2 hati jantung pengarang die sajor.

For example, she once called me AMIRA. And also SYAKIRA. And also PATIMAH. And also LATIPAH.


Say WHATTT??!!


Yup. That's SOOOOO not glamour Mom!


Seriously! I dont know where the FISSH these names come from?? Nak kata sama, jauh panggang dari api! Not the same at all. At all at all.

But. Maybe because I'm the ONLY daughter kan? That's why she called me by all these names that she wanted for her not-going-to-be daughters kot? Maybe? That's the simplest explaination I can get.

So, yeah! Thats the funny-trouble I've been having my entire lifetime.

To you peeps out there, WATCH OUT!! There's going to be a whole new name for you guys. 

Haha. Of course! Some new names for muwaaa myself too kan?

A.Girl.With.A.Funny.Problem

-TalkingDoll-
*in funny mode* ;)