childhood

Assalamualaikum.

Good morning UNIVERSE! 

Woot wooot! *bajet macam MissUniverse la pulak*

Teehee ;)

Well,

I'm back in KL-ang again. Huhu.

Me no-likey-likey.

Its a really DIFFERENT feeling.

The environment mostly.

Kat sana, the morning air is FRESH. Bestt giler bile jog around pagi-2.

Ahaks.

But but but.

Sesampainya di sini, to-get-out-of-da-house pun feel like EWWWW!!

Tak kuasa I! 

Even if I get out of the house just to throw rubbish,

Mesti tetiba ada 'sweet-sweet-wolfish-howl'.

Pergghh. Menyeramkan.

So,

Anyways, made myself pancake plus chocolate syrup.

Yup! Kenyang alhamdulillah.

Then, 

My Mom went ::- "Wawa, cer pegi jenguk-2 kat dalam stor tu. Carikan Ibu screwdriver"

Tettt.

Okeh. Check. Screwdriver dalam stor.

Yup. Totally feeling like searching a needle in a haystack.

Huhu.

So, cari punya cari punya cari.

Eventually, terjumpalah anda wahai screwdriver bertuah!

Pfffft.

But but but.

To make it a story today, 

I didn't just found a screwdriver. 

I found something else.

I found an album.

Pfft. Album je pun?!

Well, album bukan sebarang album.

This is MY ALBUM.

Mine.

All about me!

Wakaka ;)

Haha. ;)

Fooohhh! Berhabuk seinci beb!

AaaachOOOOOOO!!! 

*gatal hidung*

Macam jumpa artifak Zaman Jepun gituh.

* background shining light *

Swipe swipe.

Bukak.

WahhhhhHHHH!!!

Its amazing.

Its really weird just by looking at yourself.

"Ibu, is this really me?"

Pelik.

Muka lain sangat.

Different? How different is it?

Ermm. Its like.

 Me (time kecik) was like COMEYLLL giler!

Pffft. Poyo!

Wakaka. ;)

 Yela. Boohhoo.

Me (time besar) orang tak cakap comel pulak kan?

Haha. Okeh-2. Enough with the poyo-ness.

So,

Another funny thing.

"Mom, sapa yang pakaikan muwaa outfit nie?"

"Ibu la. Why?"

Why? Could someone tell me WHY??

Ohhh come on!

I can't even LOOK at myself!!

Imagine this.

Green Tshirt.

Pink pants.

And blue tudung.

WHATTT??!!!

I seriously need a MAJOR outfit rescue!

The worse one is yet to come.

I wore RABBIT slippers.

 

Fluffy ones, with rabbit ears on the front.

Ohh my God!

Totally hideous!

Nak tengok cermin, cermin pun boleh pecah!

Pfft.

"MOMMMM, where did you even get those rabbit slippers???!!!"

"What? Time tu ada SALE la. Lagipun it was TRENDY that time."

Shuckss!

Aahh. Memang la trendy sangat-2.

'Thanks' Mom. *nada perli*

Looking at the album.

It brought back past memories.

Happy ones.

Sad ones.

Funny ones.

But the best thing about my childhood ::- It was the HAPPIEST time of my life!

Like seriously man!

Imagine that.

An entire time.

No stress.

No problems.

No worries.

Just full-play-time kan?

How much fun is that?!

Fun? You main apa?

Muwaa main apa? Whatever jenis games yang ada.

Pondok-pondok for sure, is the best.

*I'll be emak. You'll be ayah. And you ollz be anak-2. Okeh?*

Aci-kejar.

Game paling hebadd!

*This is antara penyebab Mom selalu marah-2 sebab saya selalu menghilang after sekolah.*

Pepsi-Cola-Ice-Cream-Soda. 

*Sampai koyak-rabak la kain sekolah time tuh* Teehee ;)

Hide-and-Seek.

Count to 10. 

"1, 2, errrr 5, errrr 4, errr okeh 10!"

How's my counting ability? Wakaka ;)

*Master beb! Badan kecik, easy to hide kan?*

Dato' Harimau.

Yeahh! After main ni, Mama akan kata "Wawa! Kenapa baju nie dah koyak?"

Teeheee ;) *senyum puas*

Ohh ohh. Kat kampung pulak. 

 Main Upih-Pinang.

OOoooo yeahh! 

"Adik, saya naik upih. Awak tarik. Lepas tu, saya pulak naik. Awak pulak tarik. Kita gilir-2"

Yup! I was being really-2 'smart' kan? 

Adik pun percaya kan?

Teeheee ;)

Woohoo~~

Bila teringat balik.

I smiled.

Sorang-2.

Yup! Those were really happy times kan?

Wish I could go back.

Life was easy. Kankankan? *please nod*

My childhood.

Having only ONE brother.

So, dialah playmate sejati!

Play masak-masak pun dia.

Play fashion show pun dia.

Play piggy-back ride pun dia.

Everything dengan dia la!

Thanks dear brother! I lurveee YOU!!

 And one more thing.

Me (kiddo) was like really-2 ganas!

Perghh. Like gangsta punya ganas gituh.

I don't go cari geng budak-2 perempuan.

Saya geng budak-2 laki jep.

 Pffftt. Tipu!

Haha ;)

No la.

Geng saya girls la. 

Cuma, the funny thing was, I don't like hanging much with them.

Well, deme semua was like, round-2 kampung naik basikal jep.

Ceh no fun la!

So,

In the evenings, saya join orang lain la.

Budak-2 laki main.

Main bola.

Woot woot.

Hebadd! 

Haha ;)

Lawak. Lawak sangat-2.

When I think of it again and again, I couldn't even believe myself.

Alolorhh Wawa! 

I even play dalam parit.

Yup. I did.

Main air dalam parit was like FUNN giler!

Especially kalau dapat anak ikan time tuh.

Memang innalillah, selamat kena bakar la ikan tuh, kan Adik kan?

Then, when we came home wet, slimy and mucky from top to bottom,

And, show off (dengan bangga) ikan yang kitorang dapat,

Mama will just geleng-2 and said ::- "Apelah anak mak ni. Dua-2 laki agaknya"

Wakaka ;)

A huge personality disorder.

I went WILD!

Teehee ;)

By the way,

Because of that,

My mom sent me to taekwondo class.

At least, I can use my WILDNESS-ES into something more useful kan?

Self-defense.

Since Standard 3, I would await the day of Sunday. Every Sunday.

My eagerness in taekwondo,

Sent me through every stages of belt.

Climbing from bottom. To top.

And one thing change in me.

I stop being wild anymore.

Nice move Mom. You changed me.

But still.

I like to punch people.

So, my brother, my prey.

Wakaka ;)

If we're in a fight, Ooo yeah!

Memang keluar la segala martial-arts yang ada.

Taekwondo.

Judo.

Karate-do.

Kung-fu.

Silat Cekak Pinggang.

You name it.

Haha ;)

But but but.

What I learn la.

I don't like other people,

Hurting my family, friends or people I know, or care.

For example,

I really-2 hate it when people say bad things bout my family.

Like really-2 hate it!

A lot a lot.

Time tadika, I once punched a really-2 obnoxious kid.

Memang budak berlagak tahap gaban la.

Ada pulak kutuk-2 my Dad.

So,

I got pissed off.

And hit him in the face.

And he bleed out.

Wakaka ;)

Serves him right la kan?

Don't mess with me eh?

Next,

I once made myself a HERO!

Haha ;)

Well, time ni I was walking myself home.

Mom ada late meeting kot.

So, I had to walk la.

Suddenly,

I saw a group of boys.

Like budak sekolah rendah jugak.

Standard 6 maybe.

And I was like standard 4 gituh.

Guess what they did.

They were bullying.

Picking on someone.

Well hold it.

It was not me.

But a friend of mine.

A girl.

Dude!

Come on!

Tak macho la buli budak-2 perempuan ni kan?

So, 

I got tough.

And angry all of a sudden.

I hate it when people pick on my friends.

And I went,

"HOIII!!!! Apa ni?"

*takut pulak bila teringat balik*

"Ehh budak kecik! Pergi la sana jauh-2. Main pondok-2. Jangan kacau la!"

OOo yeahhh! Lagi la saya bengang dehh!

"Leave my friend ALONE!!!!"

"Eleh. Speaking pulak. Kau, budak kecik, jangan sibuk-2 la hal budak-2 besar!"

And I did what I did best.

I hit him.

Perghhh!!

Sakit giler tangan time tuh.

But I held it to myself.

But but but.

The most precious thing I can't forget was ::- Their SHOCKED faces!

Their faces was like ::- Perghh! Berani betul budak nie!

Haha ;)

So, that kid yang I punched tu, was like totally MAD!!

Marah giler-2!

And baru muwaaa sedar ::- Ooo ohhh! I'm in HUGE trouble!

I just made myself vulnerable.

They could hit me right now jugak!

I was outnumbered kot!

Then,

With the help of Allah,

my knight-in-shining-armour came.

Wakaka ;)

Joke-2.

My Mom came.

So,

Those kids pun lari lintang pukang.

Haha ;)

So,

Yeah! I was like wicked brave time tu!

Wooot wooot~

Ooo yeahh! 

Even if you're small,

 That doesn't mean you can't beat the big ones kan?

Teehee ;)

As a conclusion,

I like my childhood.

p/s: Jangan terkejut! Its just a part of me!!

Weeee ;)

I.Am.Awesomely.Poyo.

-TD-