wacky-er !!

Assalamualaikum

Ni hou ma?

Teehhee ;)

The Chinese people are celebrating their own new year la.

So, 

Whats more, channels kat tv ni la kan.

Full of Chinese stories.

Ohh come on man!

Give me a break will ya?

Well well well,

Like or no likey,

I just have to sit and tonton je la kan?

Why can't I conquer that MediaPrima eh?

Tak boleh ka?

Okeh shut up me! Dont be foolish.

So,

Layan punya layan punya layan.

Some of those Chinese languages came back to me.

Yela.

I've been to a Chinese tadika kan.

So, at least I can still remember some words eh?

But still.

Tak boleh layan itu Adik maaa!

Itu bulak loorr, manyak hebaddd wooo!

Okeh-2.

Tabik spring sama awak, Adik! Keep up the good work eh?

The weird thing about managing foreign languages is.

Nak tahu?

From what I did see la.

"Ayoo tokeh, ini barang kasi murah la. Takkan tak boleh kot?"

"Tarak boleh la budak. Ini sulah herga tetap woo. Tarak boleh kasi muwah maa."

Cakap la banyak pun. Itu tokeh tak mau juga kasi murah.

So,

I told my Adik.

Pergi la cakap cina sama itu tokeh. Please please please! With cherries on top!

Well then,

When my brother start talking Chinese (which I can't understand pretty much - everything)

That particular tokeh (yang keras kepala) was actually surprised!

And voila!

I got a HUGE discount!

Well see,

Chinese people like it when we can speak their mother language.

Kita orang Melayu pun kan,

Suka bila tengok orang lain cakap Malay kan?

Last year, I went to a simposium apa-ntah.

Pertandingan Pidato International bebeh!

Its not laughable. But I did laugh.

Watching white people, Afrikan people, or any other people.

Speaking in Malay.

A situation. Yang kita tak berapa nak biasa.

But it was beneficial.

Sebab through competition like this, 

Lagi mantap la bahasa kita kan?

Yeah! I was like talking rubbish je kan?

I am the one who's not using my Malay tongue.

Bajet orang putih la konon?

Haha ;)

Yup. Disebabkan me speaking ni la,

Saya dah kena kutuk habis-habisan weh!

Sentap.

Pedas.

Ouch!

But but but.

Ohh ye la.

Mama kata ::- Its okay! Biasak la tuh.

Abah pulak kata ::- Ate, kau pakai la Melayu-English gituh. 

Adik pulak cakap ::- You just do what you do best. Don't let other people control you. Thats you!

Yeshh! Thank you Adik!

So,

I'm doing what I do best here!

Rather than trying to push other people down,

Its better if you try to push yourself up!

Ngerti kamu?!

Wakaka ;)

Kalau tak suka,

Jangan baca!

Jangan layan.

Cause it's wacky-er!!

Tak.Kisah.Orang.Kata.Apa.

-TD-